Written and Illustrated by Phoebe Marlowe

You know the ol' saying,

"Good henchman are hard to find?" Well not anymore!

Come on down to Goons 'R Us today
and meet your new minions!

Though be on your toes, our staff is friendly,
but they are not all completely sane.
I'm talking about Ashly, watch out for her, she bites...among other things...but the rest of us are cool...